Chris Distefano and Carly Aquilino


Performance schedule

Described as a high energy comic, CHRIS DISTEFANO acts out a variety of characters derived from his life, typically leaving you on the edge of your seat wondering “Who the hell is that he’s talking about?” Chris works all the top comedy clubs in New York City. Chris has a Bachelor’s degree in Psychology to impress his Moms friends, and a Doctorate in Physical Therapy to impress his Moms friend’s Moms. You can catch Chris all over MTV where he’s a cast member on MTV2s hit show “GuyCode”, and a featured performer on MTVs “Failosiphy” as well as “Money From Strangers”.  Chris was selected as a participant in the 2012 New York Comedy Festival where he was a finalist in “New York’s Funniest” and one of Comedy Central’s “Comics to Watch”. Chris has opened up for comedy legends such as Richard Lewis, Gilbert Gottfried, and Artie Lange. Chris can be heard on various Sirius XM radio comedy programs and his left elbow was featured on a National Subway Commercial.

Carly Aquilino is a stand-up comedian described by audience members as “funny” and by her father as “a huge mistake.”  As a New York native, Carly first stepped on stage at Gotham Comedy Club and has since been quickly rising in the comedy scene, performing at the most popular clubs in New York.   Carly’s hobbies include telling jokes and checking Facebook to make sure the people that made fun of her in high school got fat.  Carly feels proud of having her stand up featured on Sirius XM radio and is especially proud that she once made her grandma Marilyn laugh so hard that her teeth fell out.